Punch You in the Jeans

The Lonely Island

These days, a lot a cats is outta line 
Seems to me, like they need to get punched 
Yeah, but where you gonna punch em? 
Yo, the choice is obvious 
I'll punch you in the jeans 
I'll punch you in the jeans 
This is not a case of man vs machine 
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean? 
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans 
I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka 
Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica 
Shake in your boots, cuz I'm the earthquaka 
Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka 
I gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans (yeah) 
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams 
They can be on your legs or on the clothesline 
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time! 
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision 
Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons 
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim 
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em' 
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before 
Best believe this is not a metaphor 
Better watch your back, cuz we're on the creep 
And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep! 
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes 
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes 
Punch your jeans, on all three counts 
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts 
If I had three wishes I would do the same 
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game 
I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin 
But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah) 
Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff 
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff 
Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches 
Jeans pronounced dead 
Cause of death? 
Hecka punches! 
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before 
Best believe this is not a metaphor 
You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts 
Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts 
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm 
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm 
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime 
Turn your 501s into 499s 
When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face 
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face 
You got taste and it shows my man 
God damn your jean brand got me throwin my hands 
Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans 
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean 
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush 
Breakout, before you get bumrushed 
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before 
Best believe this is not a metaphor 
So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse 
Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe 
(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em')
(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em')