Normal as the next guy

I'm normal as the next guy
What makes you think I'm not huh
I eat a balanced breakfast in the morning
I drive a late model american car
And when I come home
I come home from work
How 'bout that weather eh
Interesting tornadic activity
And who are you to say
What is normal and what is not
'Cause I'm normal
Normal as the next guy
I'm normal
I'm normal
Normal as the next guy
Alright

I'm normal as walter cronkite
I'm normal as ghandi
I'm normal as idi amin
I'm normal as eydie gorme
And when I come home
I come home from work
I'm as normal as the wright brothers
I'm as normal as dr. joyce brothers
And who are you to say
What is normal and what is not
'Cause I'm normal
Normal as the next guy
I'm normal
I'm normal
Normal as the next guy
I'm normal as the next guy

I'm as normal as betty crocker
I'm as normal as jarvis cocker
I'm as normal as chris rock
I'm as normal as jacques chirac
I'm normal as jacques villeneuve
I'm normal as jacquille o'neil
I'm as normal as eugene o'neill
I'm as normal as white bread
I'm as normal as fred astaire
I'm as normal as fred flintstone
Wilma let me in Wilma
Dino get back here sammy frank
I'm one standard deviation of the mean
I'm normal as the next guy
Normal as the next guy