You're brainy and hip
You go to those shows
You put people down
And we wanna know
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 

We'd like you to stay
And maybe find a date
Someone who puts out
A face that's so ha ha ha
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 

You're not not you're not you're not
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart? 
Who made you so smart?