Straining an eyelid sunbathing
While you work to feed their 19th dog
Spend a million on a wedding 
While some can’t afford an inside bog

Plaster themselves with medals then 
They laugh at you as they pass by
And it would really make your day
If they spat in your patriotic eye

Well I know life’s a bummer
And there’s many a boot you’ve kissed
But don’t worship the pampered
They don’t even know you exist

So you love being shat on and you 
Give ‘em all you gotta give
More sucker you boy
You were born but when you gonna live

You 're so stark raving normal!