Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'? 
 'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe 
 It rhymes with lady and much much more 
 And it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' word 

 Well Simon le Bon stayed round my house before 
 And he was sick on the plants and he was sick on the floor 
 And he wouldn't go home until he'd sung his song 
 With a backing harmony from Paul Young 

 Shell we dance again? 
 In our special way 
 With our trousers round 
 our knees 

 Why don't your video have dancing girls? 
 With hips that curve and lips that curl 
 Legs are where the heartbeat starts 
 It's low in neckline and high in charts 

 But it's the partially clothed for the partially sighted 
 Behind over matter keeps the crowds delighted 
 We want Rambo in a ra-ra skirt 
 Nastassia Kinski in a Brazilian shirt