Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)

The Beautiful South

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And the women tug their hair 
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Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out 
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And all the men are gargoyles
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Dipped long in Irish stout 

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The whole place is pickled 
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The people are pickles for sure
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And no-one knows if they've done more here 
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Than they ever would do in a jar 

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R: This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 
   Ami          C
   Liverpool or Rome 
          Ami          C
   'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 
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   Anywhere alone 
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   Anywhere alone 

And everyone is blonde 
And everyone is beautiful 
and when blondes and beautiful are multiple 
they become so dull and dutiful 

And when faced with dull and dutiful 
They fire red warning flares 
Battle-Khaki personality 
With red underwear 

R: This could be Rotterdam or anywhere...

The whole place is pickled 
The people are pickles for sure 
And no-one knows if they've done more here 
Than they ever would do in a jar 

R: /:This could be Rotterdam or anywhere 
     Liverpool or Rome 
     'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere 
     Anywhere alone:/