Property Quiz

The Beautiful South

 All the secrets we have shared
 Have moved to a couple better paired
 So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
 I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike

 And if he wants to be smart
 And enter a property quiz
 Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
 Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

 And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
 I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
 And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

 Now you've found someone new
 May I watch him do what I used to do
 So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
 I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

 Maybe I shouted too loud
 Maybe you were blissfully deaf
 But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
 I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

 And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
 I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
 And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

 I hope he likes to fly
 And is a good host to every guest
 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
 Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

 And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
 I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
 And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
 If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

 Now you've found someone new