Perfect 10

The Beautiful South

 She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
 Baby keep a little 2 for me
 She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams
 It's still love in the first degree

 When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
 You wanna see the smile on my face
 And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
 There ain't no man can replace

 'Cause we live our life,
 in different sizes
 I love her body, especially the lines
 Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
 Promise me this, take me tonight

 If he's extra large well I'm in charge
 I can work this thing on top
 If he's XXL well what the hell
 Every penny don't fit the slot

 I get anorexic chicks, who model 6
 They don't hold no weight with me
 Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine
 But I like to hold something I can see

 'Cause we live our life,
 in different sizes
 I love her body, especially the lines
 Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
 Promise me this, take me tonight

 I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
 But I've had to fit a second hand
 I've bought a calendar, and every month
 Is taken up by lover man

 'Cause we live our life,
 in different sizes
 I love her body, especially the lines
 Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
 Promise me this, take me tonight

 'Cause we live our life, in different sizes
 I love her body, especially the lies
 Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
 Promise me this, take me tonight