Look what I found in my beer
 A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here
 Look what I found in my beer
 A start to being lonely and an end to my career

 Look what he found in his gin
 Lights' looking lively when love's looking dim
 Look what he found in his gin
 Souls look heavy when personality's thin

 Look what I found in the drum
 A lifelong beat and a replacement to the rum
 Look what I found in the guitar
 Another fellow thinker and a chauffeur to my heart

 Look what I found in the mic
 An end to screwed-up drinking and a Paul I actually like
 Look what I found in my beer
 A free test drive for a heart I cannot steer
 Look what I found in my beer

 Look what I found in my drink
 A brain without a plughole and a sink without a think
 Look what I found in my drink
 A "love you" to the barmaid and a too-familiar wink

 Look what we found in his booze
 The reflection of him and his children without shoes
 Look what we found in his booze
 This mornings jigsaw in a hill of last nights clues

 Look what I found in the drum
 A lifelong beat and a replacement to the rum
 Look what I found in the guitar
 Another fellow thinker and a chauffeur to my heart

 Look what I found in the mic
 An end to screwed-up drinking and a Paul I actually like
 Look what I found in my beer
 A free test drive for a heart I cannot steer
 Look what I found in my beer

 Look what we found in the dance
 Look what I've found in the song
 Low expectations in a large pile of cans
 It makes the drink seem weak,
 the friendship strong