I Hate You (But You're Interesting)

The Beautiful South

 Tables turned over and curtains ripped 
 Bottles uncollected, collected here 
 Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do 
 It's a crazy little world without you 

 I went to see a doctor and she said 'Yes, go ahead' 
 'Throw yourself into the sea' 
 I wrote a will for my friends 
 And this is how it read 
 'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me' 
 No friends, everything for me, me, me 
 No friends, just me, just me 

 Fleet Street was a very funny place 
 Home to the mad and the corrupt 
 What would you say if I told you today 
 I'd made this whole story up? 

 I made this whole story up