Hey church I was thinking 
 The Third World seems to be sinking 
 Can't you all get over there 
 And we'll have them all over here 

 And you can learn to catch your own food 
 And you can learn to build your own hut 
 And we'll make up the usual excuse 
 To keep them in the pubs till they're shut 

 Hey skin, I just thought 
 The doctrine Hitler has taught 
 Is still kicking off in the States 
 Can't you go and join with your mates 

 Join up with the clueless clan 
 Dress up in a bag and a skirt 
 End up looking like a jerk 
 Meanwhile we'll have gone mad 

 And the hidden jukebox plays us a song 
 For each and everyone 
 For black, white, straight and the gay 
 Celebrate you being away 

 Hey Turk I was thinking 
 OK so l may have been drinking 
 You can come drink over here 
 And we'll fuck them off over there 

 Whisky for the Greek and the Turk 
 Gin for the Arab and the Jew 
 A double arsenic for Mister Le Pen 
 Cause it's him who soils Europe and not you 

 And the hidden jukebox plays us a song 
 Everyone should sing along 
 With a message that'll ring and ring 
 These are the words that we sing