Calm down, take it easy 
Maybe you should read some books 
Stop your shouting and swearing 
Things are not as hard as they look 

What is that noise 
Where is it coming from 
Is it your voice, oh no 

Is it your voice 
Your talent showing off 
Remember, not all sounds are vowels 

You're not making any sense 
Can you even form a full sentence 
Was this the best we could get 
Do you know the way 
Around the alphabet?