Fuck Your Slow Songs

The Bear Quartet

Try to get this into your head: 
Guitars are dead 
You are sad in all the wrong ways 
Please go away 

Fuck your slow songs 
And while you're at it 
Fuck the fast ones too 
Stupid old timers 
You're not doing anything new 

Your criticism has been noticed 
And we plead guilty to a major part 
But nothing is easier or more fun 
Than annoying young punks 
So we slowed it down 
And added strings and a steel guitar 
We wrote song words 
About how misunderstood we are 

Fuck your slow songs 
And while you're at it 
Fuck the fast ones too 
Stupid old timers 
You're not doing anything new