How Long Is A Piece Of String

The Astronauts

How long is a piece of string
How long is a piece of string
How long is a piece of string
How long is a piece of string
About as long as the time that it takes you to realise
That as long as it takes your photo to distort
About as long as it takes for you to walk a crooked mile
About as long as the time that you bought
That you bought
Where'd you buy it

And how does the story end
How does the story end
Well how does the story end
Well how does the story end
Well it ends with the most gigantic explosion
Well it ends with some thunder that could wipe out the world
Well it ends where the people are all screaming at each other
Well it ends with a boy and a girl
Who's the girl
Who's the girl