Sponges

The Arrogant Worms

Can't think of anything to sing about 
Not much out there to sing about 
The world's okay, the weather's fine 
No need to sing about that 

I'll sing about 

Sponges 
Sponges yeah! 
Sponges 
Sponges yeah yeah 
Sponges suck, sponges suck 
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah! 

There's lots of songs of peace 
Lots of songs of love 
Even songs about peaches and Valkyries 
No songs about 

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish 
They're real big and swim in oceans 
Come in cans like hockey pucks 
Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs! 

Get it? Tuna. Are there two of those fish? Nah! Two-nah! Two-nah! It's funny! Hee hee! No? I like tuna. 

Sponges 
Sponges yeah! 
Sponges 
Sponges yeah yeah 
Sponges suck, sponges suck 
Sponges suck, sponges suck 
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks 
And countertops and baby's noses 
They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make 
Bubbles! 
Bubbles! 
Bubbles! 

Sponges