On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see 
All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly 
They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed 
Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff 

And the dog goes... 
And the cow goes... 
And the bear goes... 
And the pig goes... 
And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive 
You can see all this 
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail 

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail, it's great for Mom and Dad 
Where else can Grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs? 
Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill 
And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till 

And the dog goes... 
And the cow goes... 
And the bear goes... 
And the pig goes... 
And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive 
You can see all this 
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail 

The only things that bite are the bugs (Oww..) 
And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "Hello" 
And if you're having troubles with your own family pet 
You can bring him and add him to the trail 

Everyone, and the dog goes... 
And the cow goes... 
And the bear goes... 
And the pig goes... 
And the crow goes caw!, I guess it was alive 
You can see all this 
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail