Heimlich Maneuver

The Arrogant Worms

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver 

The sun goes down on another day 
A day where I haven't found love 
I try to eat, but all I taste 
is the flavor of a broken heart 
Then I saw you across the room 
I gasp and my breathing stops 
My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato? 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 
My love is consumating, while I'm asphyxiating 
Over her 

When I wake up, I'm on the floor 
Faint, dizzy and alone 
My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked 
Not sure if I'm in a dream 
I turn my head, and there you are 
I call out and my breathing stops 
It's her again, crushing my esophagus 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 
Before my expiration, I need resuscitation 
Mouth to mouth 

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek 
Helps me back on my stool 
She's a waitress here, but in the night 
She's a student at nursing school 
She comes again with a smile and the bill 
I pick it up and choke again 
She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 
For my lasting endurance, I'll need medical insurance 
For my bill 
For me to get some peace, I'll need a tracheotomy 
And an airbag