Fuzzy Dice

The Arrogant Worms

I came to town in the heat 
A lonely man with tired feet 
Covered heat to toe in perspiration 
Then you caught me unaware 
Body so sleek I had to stare 
And me a man in need of transportation 
I do not how you got 
Into Hernandez' Used Car Lot 
But I knew that you were 
Coming back with me 
I had to have you for my own 
But should I lease or get a loan 
Sometimes love is not free 
And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 
A liscence plate that glows 
And chrome exhaust pipes 
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 
And together we ride into the night 
Paid Hernandez to let you go 
My lovely El Camino 
Could hardly wait to get you to my place 
And even though we love each other 
I will put on plastic seat covers 
Nowadays you cannot be too safe 
I will buff you every night 
And put your lugnuts on so tight 
Do you love me as much as I love you 
And when I drive you 'round a corner 
Do you think of another owner 
Am I enough for you? 
Oh, I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 
Funny bumper stickers and tires with walls of white 
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice 
And together we will ride into the night
Vroom vroom vroom