Canada's Really Big

The Arrogant Worms

When I look around me
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country has lost it's will to live
The economy is lousy
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country on this planet Earth
And if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first 
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them thanks
They just don't amount
Cause when you get down to it
You'll find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people will tell you that France is pretty large
But you can put fourteen Frances into this land of ours
(It'd take a whole lotta work, it'd take a whole lotta work}

We're bigger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Austrailia and it's a continent
So big we seldom bother to go see one another
Though we often go to other countries for vacation

Our mountains are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is kinda bumpy
But man do we have a lot! 
(we got lotta land, we gotta whole lotta land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud 
We stand out from the crowd 
'Cause Canada's really big!