Walked in the Pub ordered a pint
Put it on the table
Oh oh oho oh
Put it on the table
Sat alone for an hour or more
So I talked to Mable
Oh oh oho oh
On Mable

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the truth,
who spilt my beer? (2x)

Second and third, and the fourth,
All came to an end
Oh oh oho oh
A very quick end
Got the call of Mother Nature
Went to see her friend
Oh oh oho oh
It's closing time again!

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the truth,
who spilt my beer? (2x)

Come on in, let's go buy me a beer!
Oh oh oho oh

Who spilt my beer? Who spilt my beer?
I'm asking you to tell the truth,
who spilt my beer? (4x)