I wanna make one thing crystal clear 
When I want an ice old beer 
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" 
Those are the words that I wanna hear
We'll get along- you will see 
Focus on taking care of me 
You gotta make me a priority 
Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity

Dear old dad, well now he's dead
But when he was alive he always said 
"make those bitches take care of you - Cause that's what women were born to do!" 

That's what girls are for 
That's what girls are for! 
Cleaning, baking, hot love making 
That's what girls are for! 
That's what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections
 
Do my laundry - pay my bills Crush my Oxycontin pills 
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills 
On the weekend you can roto-till You'll see it's a way of life 
Do a good job and you can be my wife! 
Load my guns and sharpen my knife 
Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife! 

Dear old dad, god rest his soul 
He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl 
Smack my mom upside the head
"make me an sangwich" is what he said
Yeah 

That's what girls are for 
That's what girls are for 
Sewing, cooking, being good looking 
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for 

Love Me Rub Me Suck My Nubby! 
Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me - nothing makes me feel more alive! 
And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!!

That's what girls are for 
Sing it with feeling!
That's what girls are for 
Even my mom agrees! 
That's what girls are for 
That's what girls are for 

Wearing high heels and copping some feels 
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for 
Kissin Lickin 
tastes like chicken! 
That's what girls are for 
That's what girls are for
Being real dumb, and making me cum! 
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for 
S My D and L my B's some more!!