If you really really really really love me
Then you really really really gotta show me 
Don't whine when I put it in your booty 
Or if I'm up all night playin call of duty 

Never hassle me because I'm unemployed 
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed 
Then I'll know that you really really really
Really really really love me.

If you really really want to make me feel nice 
Don't ever make me have ask twice 
Let me have the keys to your mercedes 
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies 
If I get fat and look like an egg 
Lie to me tell me I'm in great shape 
Then I'll know that you really really really really really
Really love me.

If you wonder what I did with the rent 
Just consider it money well spent
Bought trunks and a new surfboard 
Just go tell you dumb landlord 
That you love me 
You really love me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie 
Don't act like it's some kind of felony 
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity 
It happens to a lot of guys like tiger woods and me 
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse 
And you to ride the pony of course 
Then you'll know that I'm really really
Really really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl 
All your friends say your lucky girl
Got a man who's hot they say 
All the girls wanna be with me 
Cause they love me they really really love me
Yes they do

If you really really really really really love me 
You never make me hang out with your family 
Your mom sucks and your dad really hates me 
When I try to borrow money he berates me 
They think I'm too old for you 
Cause your 19 and I'm 52 
Can't they see that you really really really really really really
Love me. 
If you really love me.