Big vagina syndrome
is becoming a common disease
Ladies that have this affliction
are never easy to please

If you poke someone with B.V.S.
there's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel
with an Oscar Meyer weiner or two

I won't rest till I do my best
to rid the whole world of B.V.S.
I won't rest till I do my best
to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

Gonna do my best
to rid the whole world
of motherfucking B.V.S.

B.V.S. is a bit like
shooting hoops with a tennis ball
It's easy to get it in there
But it doesn't satisfy at all

Well I'll do my best to make her come
But my cock won't do the trick
And I've got a full 5 inches
and all the words of maserdee, yeah

I won't rest till I do my best
to rid the whole world of B.V.S.
I won't rest till I do my best
to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I'm gonna pass that test
I'm gonna rid the world
of that inflivious B.V.S.