Swerving through the street 
Drunk as fuck 
Searching for a open store 
I think I'm out of luck 
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol 

Hit her car 
Smash it up 
Pull her out 
Beat her up 
Take her money 
Run her down 

Can't find any beer 
It's way past two 
There's just one thing 
we can do 

Hit her car 
Smash it up 
Pull her out 
Beat her up 
Take her money 
Run her down 
Drive her face out of town 

Drunk drivers against mad mothers