Uh it wasn't me... 

I bet it wasn't it was your third leg, in between the other two 

Alright Woody, you and me we neeed to have a talk 
Cause your always gettin me in trouble right now this, this ain't funny 

Why is it you always gotta be standin up 
Or rub a dub, your like what's up 
Have woman kissin on your head and stuff 
Why is it you never ever seem to have enough 
Why can't you ever go to bed and just chill? 
Actin all ill, showin off your skill 
Always tryin to make me go against my will 
Why is it you always up in someone's grill 

That playboy shit you did yesterday 
Won't you know I got busted anyway 
You went home and didn't feel her cat 
What kind of dumb shit is that? 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 
All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

Why you always gotta be the one to take the lead 
You wanna plant a seed, good thing I wore a shield 
You think without a brain you seem to like can't even read 
So why you think you have the right to tell me what I need 
Now I'm tryin to talk to you you hold your head in shame 
You sorry that you came, you think this is a game 
It seems to me that I'm the one that's always bein framed 
Cause everything you do guess who's the one to get the blame 

That playboy shit you did yesterday 
Won't you know I got busted anyway 
You went home and didn't feel her cat 
What kind of dumb shit is that? 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 
All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 

[Bridge: Woman calling Shaggy]
You banged my friend, you pissed me off, you banged my friend, you boned 
All fuzzy, cheap punk, hello.....hello....you make me sick 

All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 
All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 
All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh 
All I really wanted to do, was to get ahead in life 
To get ahead in life, that's all I really wanted to do, oooh