Stress can breed a psychopath
You're all that calms me down 
I forget that I'm a mess when you're around 
Please can you be home tonight 
Say its not over yet 
My human tranquilizer 
My pretty percocet 
I just want to chill with you tonight, girl 
I wish that I could chill with you tonight

Chorus:
Stop the worries that keep forming in my head 
I've got ants in my pants unless its you in them instead 
Oh baby I was a faker before you

(Let's go)

Tomorrow brings a busy day 
Its overstuffed with time 
I need to hear you breathing on the line 
And you can be closed minded 
If you have open arms 
Why can't I ever work my wily charms on you?
I just want to chill with you tonight, girl 
I wish that I could chill with you tonight

Chorus

And you still weren't home when I dialed up the phone in the evening 
So I'm twiddling thumbs and I'm wondering what's this I'm feeling 
I may be strong below the belt 
But not with what I thought and felt 
That blissful knight I knelt 
Between your legs 
Between our heads 
Between our hearts 
I was a faker before you.