Well thanks a lot thank you 
Now I'm the talk of the town 
Of all the fools they drink to 
I am the king of the clowns 
I play the lonely joker 
I take what fun I can find 
I laugh when things aren't funny 
I throw away my last dime 
You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomime. 
It's pantomime. 

I'm ready for lonely fun times, yeah 
Loud music may dull my mind 
Black coffee and electric sunshine 
Get set for this pantomime. 

I-ay-ay-ay cry inside cause you're not mine 
I-ay die-ay-ay-ay inside cause you're not mine 
I pantomime. 

Laughing when I feel like crying 
Crying when I feel like dying 
You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomime 
Bring on the girls and the parties, yeah 
Guitars and drums beating time 
Be merry, be gay and hardy, yeah 
I'm set for this pantomime.