Poor Howard, poor boy 
Poor Howard, poor boy 
Poor Howard, poor boy 
Left me here to jump for joy 

Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 

Poor Howard's been and gone 
Poor Howard's been and gone 
Poor Howard's been and gone 
And left me here to sing this song, oh 

Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on, I know 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 

Where you been since I been gone? 
Where you been since I been gone? 
Where you been since I been gone? 
With the great big man with a derby on? 

Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on, oh 
Pretty little girl with a red dress on 

Ooh-oh 
Ooh-oh 
Ooh-oh 
Ooh-oh 

All I want in this Creation 
Pretty little girl and a big plantation 
Four little kids to call me papa 
Four little kids to drive me crazy 

All I want in this Creation 
Pretty little wife and a big plantation 
Four little kids to crawl on me  
Four little kids to love me 

All I want in this Creation 
A pretty little wife with a big plantation 
Four little kids to call me papa 
Four little kids to drive me crazy 

Wa-wa 
Oh, wa-wa 
Oh, wa-wa 
Oh, wa-wa 

Oh, wa-wa  
Wa-wa 
Wa-wa 
Wa-wa 

All I want in this Creation 
Pretty little wife and a big plantation 
Four little kids to call me papa 
Four little kids to drive me crazy