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1. Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?
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Who came third in World War Two?
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Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
Gmi D
These things i think about,
Asus
When im out,
A
With you
2. What are the holes in biros for?
Which ones which in the Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Coz frankly your a bore,
And im not.
F G
R: And if its leaving season,
C Ami
Your second on the bill,
F G
If you wont leave me baby,
C F
I'll find someone who will,
C F
I tried love, im sorry,
C
I tried l-love,
3. Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on,
And on,
Like you.
R: ...
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C F C
I tried l-love,
F G C Ami
do do do do do do do do do do do do do
F G C
do do do do do do do do do
F
I tried love, im sorry,
C F C
I tried love,
4. Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive,
Gmi
And he had to breed with Steve,
Asus
We'd all be gay!