This just in...As the war continues in Afghanistan, two guys have been spotted over the Appalachian Mountains; acting like complete idiots; drinking beer and eating Vienna sausages. Holy mackerel, who cares? 
It's best to believe when the love can't leave 
that it's Rehab with them shenanigans 
many o many of fanny and old Danny can have 'em panickin' 
rock rock the hot spots 
we wop and pop lock 
if you ain't dirty dirty 
turn your hot rock 'round 
you heard me, word me 
amped Brooks 
e-i-lo-g be the ones 
wanna get it on till the break of dawn, better bring it on 
I, I, I feel so fly 
so what my etiquette's pathetic and shit 
you can steady get hit, dead on your lip 
your head'll get split, to the point you need a medical trip 
look in my eyes, I smoke just to see how red they can get 
I cope the subject with the predicate 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
God almighty I really don't give a damn, move your body 
let's get this party started for Christ's sake 
move your legs to the back of your head I don't want to wait 
I'm tired of hurtin' and anger and all this fuckin' fake 
let's get this Steaknife right, tonight we don't want to fight 
we just want to make it, jump up and say it's alright 
I spent too many years in fear, depression, obsession, psychiatric session 
after session I'm tired of guessin' 
let's get this money a house in the hills 
a phat house in Manhattan and crib in Atlanta, just for my pills 
I got enough balls to go around, up down to downtown 
from suburb to suburb, you got hos I got herds 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
Take it, take it, take it 
now spread it on me 
and put some jelly in it 
put some Smucker's and some cream 
is that a bagel? Oh! 
ooh, hot potato 
spread it on me then 
spread it on me then 
ooh, I'm greasy 
ooh, I'm slidin' around 
ooh, goddamn 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun 
This is a Rehab function 
punk, crunk and drunk and 
pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home 
and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something 
I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun