Today, we'd like to welcome you 
To the funeral of wack motherfuckers worldwide 
Your days are numbered 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
We're the shit 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
So get down 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
Bitch 
I'm like an iced fifty, vanilla dirty bomb 
Iller than thirty cons 
Your life is outdated like word is born 
Can we get some more Korn please? 
Goddamn it you dorky rappers are like a motherfuckin' disease 
They'll never play me on Urban, so fuck it 
Put guitars on my beats, call me a rock band and market me Suburban 
Either way my skills is ending up somewhere 
Maybe later on you'll notice, this kid is rhymin' over there 
I don't care I bang heads till my knees bust 
And look upon most of the human race in disgust 
Cheese balls and mini-malls 
If I had a gun I'd shoot you in the balls 
And watch you bleed all over your Birkenstocks 
You fuckin' cock 
You have a dildo stickin' in all six holes 
Get on all fours and hold your nose 
And while your at it take your fat ho's and those gay clothes 
And jump out of a fuckin' window 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
We're the shit 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
So get down 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
Bitch 
Rehab and they're snappin' 
What the hell happened? 
They flappin' they gums on some dumb drums 
Punks, son of a bums come undone 
Chumps run for cover from the upper 
Rechelant, feed your upper crust, slut come for supper 
Step beyond fresh 
Make a sucker wish his daddy wore a condom 
Don't admit like O.J. did when he hit that bitch in the kitchen 
Got MCs tellin' 5-0, yo I just slipped again 
If my dick was where my mouth is and my nuts on my chin 
You'd be french-kissin' me now and your knees wouldn't get scared 
Fuckin' bitch put on a berka, walk five steps behind me 
I mean now! 
I'll spill your teeth like Chiclets if you try me 
These motherfuckin' punk boys fuckin' it up for real 
Motherfuckers the some company got me up in the butt 
Stayin' fucked up like herringbones with a kink 
And my eyes are so red blood drips when I blink 
Am I fuckin' happy? what the fuck you think? 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
We're the shit 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
So get down 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
Bitch 
Ain't nobody checkin' for the way that we be bringin' it raw 
I read needin' the stores that been a rippin' 
Your jaw out of the socket 
Got a gun? you better get it out of your pocket and cock it 
Before you hittin' the floor 
Seein' stars, and rock it, yo Brooks get the door 
Close it up and lock it, yo shoot ‘em if they knock 
And I don't care if you're a millionaire, billionaire 
Off from here, keep your money, throw your skill in the air 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
We're the shit 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
So get down 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
Bitch 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
We're the shit 
And everybody wants to be there 
But no one wants to stay around 
So get down 
'cause everybody feels defeated 
Every time we come around 
Bitch