Soopaman Luva 3

Redman

Look  up in the sky (Soop soop...) 
It's a bird (Soop soop...) 
It's a plane! (Soop soop...) 
Nah motherfuckers (Soop soop...) 
Hahaha 

I was  flyin through the motherfuckin sky 
With my blunt full of lye boom ba zee on five 
Code name beez the Soopa Man cock my Luger 
Blast on state trooper  I'm on the run G 
I've got these hoes spread  from Japanese to diabetics 
Toes stay painted because of my foot fetish 
You damn right, they had to ban me from eatin pussy all night 
W-W-F and then just 
slammin in the rope like Sean Mike 
I can't be touched bitch, I disco in kryptonite 
Shit I'm broke as hell 
I had to buy all my girls fifty-fo'-eleven Reeboks at wholesale 
Almost got caught boostin out of Bodell's 
Bitches on my coattails like they coat rails 
Can't even go in a jam without a bitch grabbin my hand 
and squeezin my ass sayin "Youse the man!" 
That's who the fuck I be 
I got a, college degree, on bomb-zee and wreckin MC's 
Makin shit happen like Lil' Cease 
I come from a land of fontum leaf, bark from trees 
that stick in your hand, and lakes rollin sea-weed 
Criminals be up to no good 
So I tuck a heater 
Bulletproof suit still in the fuckin cleaners, but anyways 
I bumped into my neighbor Johnny Blaze 
Told me there's a bitch up the block who got more cock than AK's 
The bitch just moved in, in building 210 
Right next door to the Fantastic Four, and the Penguin 
Good lookin Johnny, five-oh's right behind me 
Let me act like I know and get ghost 
Tuck in my Nina-Ross, get my cape and shades 
Now I'm off with the Soopaman Three antidote 

("While the planets and the stars and the moons collapse") 
Cause I am so cool 
("When I raise my trigger finger all y'all niggaz hit the deck") 
Cause I am so cool 
("Cause ain't no need for that, hustlers and hardcore") 
Cause I am so cool 
("Raw to the floor, raw like reservoir Dogs") 
Cause I am so cool

Aiyyo word up
To make a long story short 
And shit, I went 
To the bitch house, and this what the fuck happened 

Aiyyo, knock knock, "Who is it?" 
"It's the Soopa, here to pay that ass a visit 
Heard you wasn't givin up your pussy 
So I got the right dick to get with 
Where yo' man at bitch?" "He's out of town flippin biscuits" 
"Well open up the do' den, before I start unloadin 
on your pussy from here and leave it swollen" 
"Aiyyo how I know it's you?" "Aiyyo check my credentials" 
"I eat yo' gun lead and shit out number two pencils 
I ate a ton of dog shit ain't never got sick 
Bitch I even know how many keys your man flip 
I'm low down and dirty, but not insane 
I know all these pussy ass cops by their first name 
Smoked a pound of Purple Rain and kept control 
Bitch I was the third nigga on the grassy knoll 
And you askin me, how you know it's the Soopa 
Open the door, I just blast on state trooper" 
She opened up the door, and I walked in 
She grabbed the hammer, and nailed it till I'm locked in 
I said, "Yo whassup bitch? You must be trippin 
You must want to see how this thirty-eight be spittin" 
"Nah nah boo, it's my ex-boyfriend, he be buggin 
He can't take it no more than I don't want to fuck him 
I was gonna get this nigga Faride to snuff him" 
"Well if he come back through, I'm not talkin I'm bustin 
Zip my zipper down bitch and start suckin 
Get your anus wet for long dick fuckin" 
"Oooh, I like the way you talk, just Put It In My Mouth" 
"Yeah, and I'ma keep that shit in when I'm comin" 
Fucked for thirty-six minutes and twelve seconds 
"Hit it from the back yo" oh yeah bitch no question 
Turn that ass around, she had tattoos of names on her back 
She said, "I keep track" 
I started readin her back I couldn't believe 
I read one name it said EPMD 
I turned her ass around I said no it couldn't be 
It was the J-to-tha-A-to-tha-N-to-tha-E 
Her pussy walls grabbed my dick so I'm stuck 
So I burnt that ass from that blunt hash that I lit up 
"Owwwww!!" She jumped up, puffed up, started yellin 
I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson 
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I give up 
Besides Soopaman Luva, I think I hear my nigga" 
Aiyyo car pulls up, he steps up  and stick his keys in 
The door opened, I snatched him up for no reason 
Gave him a two piece with a biscuit, laid him out 
Oh shit, it was that nigga Parrish Smith!