L.A. Lakers fast break makers 
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers 
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains intact 

M-A-G-I-C see you on the court 
Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart 
M-A-G-I-C magic of the buck 
Other teams pray for dreams but he don't give a fuck 

Penetrating the lane like a bullet train 
Comes the magic blood a telepathic brain 
Knucklehead suckers better duck 
When the buck comes through like a truck 

Scott stops pops and drops it in 
On his way back gets a little skin 
From the hand of a man named A.C.Green 
Slam so hard break your T.V. screen 
Worthy's hot with his tomahawk 
Take it to the hole make your mamma talk 
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble 
Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble 

L.A. Lakers fast break makers 
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers 
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains intact 

M-A-G-I-C ... 
M-A-G-I-C ... 

Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly 
'Cause they've got more moves than a bowl of jelly 
The Buck stops here -pops- then cheers 
A roar through the forum that deafens my ears 
The one and only know 
Of his kind sits in a throne 
Not for the records that he holds 
But for being bald and bold 
Kareem Abdul Jabbar 
All time great super super star 
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble 
Is coming to your town and he's gonna make rubble 

Does anybody want some Magic Johnson ? (4x) 

L.A. Lakers fast break makers 
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers 
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains intact