Here's an old, old story 
Bout a man and a woman 
Gone off to California 
Cause they just got married 
All their friends in Boston 
Are so very happy 
They're dancing in the doorways 
Cause their friends got married 
He gets a job 
Working in a car wash up in Santa Cruz 
She gets a job 
Teaching at a nursery school 
Oh, they're so nice 
What's gonna happen to 'em? 
Soon they have a little white-haired baby 
Looks just like his daddy 
And they're all real happy 
A couple of year go by 
She's going to see the doctor 
It's just a regular checkup (oh no) 
Plus she thinks she might be pregnant 
Anyway, she dies 
And he moves down to Los Angeles 
Meets a foolish girl with lots of money 
Now they're getting married