I am not Jesus though I have the same initials -
I am the man who stays home and does the dishes. 
& how was your day? 
Is that woman still trying to do your head in? 
A man told me to beware of 33. 
He said, "It was not an easy time for me" but I'll get through even though
I've got no miracles to show you.

I'd like to make this water wine 
but it's impossible. 
I've got to get these dishes dry. 
Ah...

I'll read a story if it helps you sleep at night. 
I've got some matches if you ever need a light. 
Oh I am just a man 
but I am doing what I can to help you. 

& I'm not worried that I will never touch the stars
'cos stars belong up in heaven 
& the earth is where we are. 
Oh yeah. 
(2x)

& aren't you happy just to be alive? Anything's possible. 
You've got no Cross to bear tonight. Ah
No not tonight, Ah.
No not tonight, Ah.
I am not Jesus though I have the
same initials.