P is the best letter in the whole alphabet,
because it starts the name of the greatest band ever.
The greatest band ever happens to be the one you are 
now listening to.

We're the greatest band ever.
GOD WE FUCKIN' RULE!

We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each 
with a warp drive so we can tour the universe, and 
yachts made out of the bones of endangered species. Oh, 
we should have our band name carved into the moon, so 
that fans can always see our band name, and we should 
have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect our 
ruby-encrusted palaces!

R is the second best letter of those mentioned,
because it starts the name of the best singer ever.
The greatest singer ever happens to be the one you are 
now listening to.

I'm your favorite singer, ever.
GOD I FUCKIN' RULE!

You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer 
from Psychostick! I shouldn't just have one chick, I 
should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have 
one harem, I should have 2, in every state! And each 
chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my 
mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi 
preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi!

J is a better letter than the ones that you've heard,
because it starts the names of the guys playing 
stringed instruments.
We are the ones that destroy your faces off, because we 
break it down.

Feel it...

Just kidding!

Alex: "Hey, let's do A. A is a good letter too, right?"

P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K

That's how you spell our name, get it fuckin' right, or 
we'll burn down your club.