They call me Mr. Knowitall 
I will not compromise. 
I will not be told what to do. 
I shall not step aside. 
They call me Mr. Knowitall 
I have no time to waste. 
My mouth it spews pure intellect. 
And I've such elegant taste. 

They call me Mr. Knowitall. 
I sip the aged wine. 
Oh I could tell such wonderous tales 
if I should find the time. 
I must be Mr. Knowitall 
For ideas they come in bounds. 
I am Mr. Knowitall 
So spread the word around. 

They call me Mr. Knowitall 
I am so eloquent. 
Perfection is my middle name 
And whatever rhymes with eloquent.