I want a feast 
I want a bean feast 

Cream buns and doughnuts 
And fruitcake with no nuts 
So good you could go nuts 

I want a ball 
I want a party 

Pink macaroons 
And a million balloons 
And performing baboons 
Give it to me now 

I want the world 
I want the whole world 

I want to lock it 
All up in my pocket 
It's my bar of chocolate 
Give it to me now 

I want today 
I want tomorrow 

I want to wear them 
Like braids in my hair and 
I don't want to share them 
Give it to me now 

I want a party 
With roomfuls of laughter 
And ten thousand tons of ice cream 

And if I don't get the 
Things I am after 
I'm going to scream 

I want the works 
I want the whole works 

Presents and prizes 
And sweets and surprises 
Of all shapes and sizes 
And now 

Don't care how 
I want it now 
Don't care how 
I want it now 
Don't care how 
I want it now 

That there's a bad egg