1. You're not Ms. Rheingold or Ms. Clairol
   Or an ad for "Learn To Draw"
   And you don't have the prettiest pair of legs I ever saw
   But cellophane don't move me and can't turn my life around
   You're the nicest piece of heart and soul 
   That I have ever found I've ever found. 
   
2. You're not a Farrah, or a Jaclyn, or a Raquel pussy cat
   Twenty generations of girls have tried to look like that
   But class like yours ain't on the screen 
   And it's finally made me think
   You can lead this horse to Hollywood 
   But you cannot make me drink (can't make him drink). 
   
R: I love you honey, you're the one for me
   And it comes naturally ...
   I don't want an image, I don't' want a movie star
   I just want you baby the way you are. 
   
3. You don't fill out the old bikini like a playboy bunny doll
   In fact in that department you've got little there at all.
   But in modern times we've gone beyond 
   The Tarzans and the Janes
   While some just use their bodies 
   Others use their brains, darling, remember brains? 
R: 
   
4. Bogart called them "baby", Sinatra called them "dames"
   And Boyer calls them "ladies", (Norman Mailer calls us names)
   But I don't need a label to know what you mean to me
   So I'll just make it simple and call you frequently
   (I'll call you frequently). 
R:
   
   I just want you baby the way you are!!