I am a puppet on a string 
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen 
I am impossible to believe 
I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity 
I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal 
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent 
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall 
I am humble I am vain 
what motivates me something I can't explain 
I am outrageous and insane 
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine 
I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot 
I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse
I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected 
I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe 
a walking chemical statistically impossible 
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall