Why Don't You Get A Job?

The Offspring

      F
1. My friend's got a girlfriend
          B
   Man he hates that bitch
      F              C
   He tells me every day
      F                             B
   He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
          F     C       F
   In the worst kind of way"
   
2. She sits on her ass
   He works his hands to the bone
   To give her money every payday
   But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
   Well my friend, you gotta say

   F                               B
R: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
   F                C         F
   Na na, why don't you get a job?
   F                             B
   Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
   F                C         F
   Na na, why don't you get a job?

   F                              B
*: I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
   F                              C
   To keep her bill collectors at bay
   F                              B
   I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
   F                     C         F
   Cause that girl's got expensive taste

R: I won't pay...

   B
   Well I guess it ain't easy
                    F
   Doing nothing at alllllllll  ohhhh yeahhhh
   B
   But hey man free rides just don't
         G          C
   Come along every day
   (Let me tell you about my other friend now)

3. My friend's got a boyfriend
   Man she hates that dick
   She tells me every day
   He wants more dinero just to stay at home
   Well my friend, you gotta say

R: I won't pay... (2x)

   F                               B
   I won't give you no money, I'll always pay
   F                C         F
   Na na, why don't you get a job?
          F                   B
   Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
   
   F                C         F
   Na na, why don't you get a job?