D.U.I.

The Offspring

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace, 
I don't remember where 
friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home, 
I grab my keys and a beer 

Cops they took my license away, 
got my car out of impound today 
I've been drunk since last Saturday, 
better stay out of my way 

I drink and drive 
Feel so alive 
Never take that dive 
Feel so alive 
Doing 95 
I drink and drive 
Feel so alive 
I drink and drive 

Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like its all mine 
I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record, 
but I can't drive a straight line 
Flashing lights, split the night 
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right 
now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig 
At least you'll never get me, you fucking pigs! 
Designate someone other than me, 
I'm so drunk I can hardly see 
Another shot of Jager and I turn the key, 
I got so many places to be 

When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe 
They won't drive at night 
'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright 
But I think I drive alright