Mimi Merlot

of Montreal

Manuel's mouth filled with foam upon discovering the 
properties of Mimi Merlot. Just Imagine his chagrin when 
he found she'd drugged him, tied him up and locked him 
inside her wardrobe. On top of all of this the boas hung 
above him made him sneeze 
Hhhhhhaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhooooooo. It's snowing all around 
inside Mimi's wardrobe. oh no no. Now she's covering the 
wardrobe in aluminum foil oh no no then she sticks her 
little finger through the key hole and says "suck on it 
and maybe I'll let you go" to which Manuel replies "Oh 
you want me to suck? like this?' Mimi Merlot you're the 
most convincingly non-fictitious character that I know