C  D  C  D  Am  2x

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1. Don't ever take away from me my pornography
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   Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
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   I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

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R: Don't even try to take away from
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   me my right to privacy because
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   what I do is no one business but me

C  D  C  D  Am  (2x)

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2. So stay in your missionary position I hope that you got bored to death
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   There's no way I'm going through life having vanilla sex

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R: The governments trying to get into your bedroom
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   better lock your door and close you shades because
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   there could be someone watching you today 

C  D  C  D  Am  (4x) - solo

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R: Why do we try to make things illegal?
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   Why do we have to be 21?
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   Some are afraid that people are having
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   too much fun.
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   Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
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   Why do you want to know how I screw?
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   It seems to me you've got nothing better to do.

C  D  C  D  Am