I'm a dirty old man 
I do what I can 
Tryin' to make a livin' 
I'm a dirty old man 

I like to get hammered 
On Friday night 
Sometimes I can't wait 
So Monday's alright 
It's a battle with the bottle 
I win it alright 
But I lost another round 
In the bar last night 

I'm a dirty old man 
I do what I can 
Tryin' to make a livin' 
I'm a dirty old man 

Yeah I'm gonna get fired 
For drinkin' on the job 
Got caught with the boss' wife 
In the parkin' lot 
I'm gonna get killed 
For doin' this again 
But I just can't help it 
It's under my skin 

I'm a dirty old man 
I do what i can 
Gonna get hammered 
And do it again 

I'm a dirty old man 
I do what I can 
Tryin' to make a livin' 
I'm a dirty old man 

I gotta bag a frozen pees 
I use on my knees 
I injured from beggin 
And tryin' to please 
If you believe that 
I'm losin' my fat 
Got a workout program 
And a new rubber mat 

I'm a dirty old man 
Do what I can 
Tryin' to make a livin' 
I'm a dirty old man 

I'm a dirty old man 

It's a battle with the bottle 
I win it alright 
But I lost another round 
In the bar last night 

I'm a dirty old man