Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey Dracula, I heard you...suck
Now Vincent Price, was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

Well, you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good,
No, no, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my...face
Hey tall man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet

Well, you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good,
No, no, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood,
Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood,

D-E-A-D, that's how I wanna' be

Well, you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good,
No, no, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood,
Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood,