Kick the bride down the aisle

And make no mistake 
It's the best you can do for everyone's sake

Kick the bride down the aisle 
And treasure the day 
I know so much more than I'm willing to say

She just wants a slave 
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage 
So that she can laze and graze 
For the rest of her days 
Write down every word I say

Kick the bride down the aisle 
In a mudslide of gloom 
She'll order you to tidy your room

Kick the bride down the aisle 
Look at that cow in the field 
It knows more than your bride knows now

She just wants a slave 
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage 
So that she can laze and graze 
For the rest of her days 
Write down every word I say

You're that stretch of the beach 
That the tide doesn't reach 
No meaning, no reason 
The lonely season

Kick the bride down the aisle 
And treasure the day