Have a go 
When the pubs all close 
And have a go when they open 

Then have a go by the traffic lights 
Cut up or shut up, you're alright ! 
And as always I'm here right behind you 
And as always there's time, so have another go 
Oh... 

A small baby girl cradled in your arms 
Your one big contribution 
We'll never know 
We'll never know 
We'll never know 
We'll never know 
Ah, yes 
Ah, yes 
Oh... 

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Ah, ah, ha ha 

A small girl runs crying, through the park 
So freely her daddy berates her 
Right now, so for the rest of her life 
She is convinced that her daddy hates her 
Oh... 

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha