Driving Your Girlfriend Home

Morrissey

I'm driving 
Your girlfriend home 
And she's saying 
How she never chose you 
";Turn left";, she says 
I turn left 
And she says 

";So how did I end up 
So deeply involved in 
The very existence 
I planned on avoiding ?";
And I can't answer 
I'm driving 

Your girlfriend home 
And she's laughing 
To stop herself crying 
";Drive on";, she says 
I drive on 
And she says 

";So how did I end up 
Attached to this person 
When his sense of humour 
Gets gradually worser ?"; 
And I can't tell her 
I'm parking 
Outside her home 
And we're shaking hands 
Goodnight, so politely