Well if I had money 
Tell you what I'd do 
I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two 
Crazy bout a mercury 
Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury 
I'm gonna buy me a mercury 
And cruise it up and down the road 

Well the girl I love 
I stole her from a friend 
He got lucky, stole her back again 
She heard he had a mercury 
Lord she's crazy bout a mercury 
I'm gonna buy me a mercury 
And cruise it up and down the road 

Well hey now mama 
You look so fine 
Ridin round in your mercury 49 
Crazy bout a mercury 
Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury 
I'm gonna buy me a mercury 
And cruise it up and down the road 

Well my baby went out 
She didn't stay long 
Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin home 
She's crazy bout a mercury 
Yeah she's crazy bout a mercury 
And cruise it up and down the road 

Well if I had money 
I tell you what I'd do 
I'd go downtown and buy me a mercury or two 
Crazy bout a mercury 
I'm gonna buy me a mercury 
And cruise it up and down the road